Beyoncé and Solange Knowles remind us of their many genetic gifts.
As if Beyoncé and Solange Knowles’ lives didn’t already make everyone feel totally jealous, they’ve gotta go and one-up every sister duo in the entire universe. Thankfully, I’m an only child, so I’m spared from this specific brand of envy, but if I did have a sister, I’d toootally be like “why don’t we ever look that cute when we pose for spontaneous candids in the gorgeous fields in London?” Unfortunately, even as an only child, I’m not spared from inquiries such as: “Why does Beyoncé have the most amazing fur vest and I don’t?” and “How the hell is she wearing leather pants in summer and not sweating?” I know you’ve thought about that too.
It was Solange’s 26th birthday this past weekend, and to celebrate the Knowles girls hit up the BBC Radio 1 Hackney Weekend. In between moshing the eff out and confirming that she actually does like Kim Kardashian, Bey and her sis took a quick second to pose for what is clearly the most adorable sister photo in the history of all sister photos. (And we’re taking into account any and all photos of The Olsen Twins circa “Full House.”) Solange tweeted: “We. Are. Family……” But are you, really? Because the word “family” kind of insinuates that you are normal human beings, when clearly your DNA is that of genetically altered beauty bots. In fact, we think all the Knowles should voluntarily submit themselves to genetic DNA testing just so science can understand how they do it. Sorry, there’s really no way to say the genetic DNA testing part without sounding like a total weirdo. Nevertheless, enjoy being pretty, guys!
Photo credit: @solangeknowles