Selena Gomez is hysterical in her Fifty Shades Of Grey spoof for Funny Or Die.
We won't make you admit it, but we know you've already read everyone's favorite
soft-core porn erotic novel Fifty Shades Of Grey. If you're still pretending you don't know what it is, then we'll play along and remind you that Fifty Shades is a novel by author E. L. James that documents the steamy relationship between Ana Steele (a virgin) and Christian Grey (a sexually adventurous millionaire). Sure, the book has some poignant moments, but everything about it screams, "Please, Funny Or Die! Make a parody out of me!" And that's just what they did.
The spoof is called "Fifty Shades Of Blue," and it features Selena Gomez playing Ana and Nick Kroll playing Christian. But instead of being hot and sexy, Nick is a dirty house painter. Selena is into him anyway and as she watches him work, she goes wild and recites her inner monologue, much in the same tone as the original novel: "He was still such a mystery to me... Why did he give me this gift of paint swatches?" Unfortunately, Nick isn't into Selena so she's left home alone to fantasize about him, much like the entire female population fantasizes about Christian Grey. As you were, ladies.
+ Watch Selena Gomez's "Fifty Shades Of Grey" parody after the jump.
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