HOLY OMG: The First Photos Of Blue Ivy Carter Are Here! (PHOTOS)

First photos of Blue Ivy Carter posted to helloblueivycerter.tumblr.com

OMG, SOMEONE GET ME MY INHALER, this is the first image of Blue Ivy Carter!!!!!!!!!! (I'M SHAKING AND CRYING AND TYPING AT THE SAME TIME.)

Because she has THE COOLEST PARENTS EVER, Blue Ivy's mom and pop didn't go the old-fashioned route when they decided to show their little bundle of joy to the world -- instead, they started a Tumblr. (Congrats to the Tumblr SEO gods right now, BTW). Helloblueivycarter.tumblr.com contains the world's first look at Beyonce and Jay-Z's newborn little girl, and it goes without saying that she is angelic. And perfect. And not even crying. (Because she's perfect.)

First photos of Blue Ivy Carter posted to helloblueivycerter.tumblr.com

Blue Ivy's Tumblr features five photos of the newborn royalty with a note from mom and dad: "We welcome you to share our joy. Thank you for respecting our privacy during this beautiful time in our lives. The Carter Family." GUYS. WE CAN'T. CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS. And let's talk about how Beyoncé looks like she's red carpet ready just minutes after giving birth (like anyone's surprised), and how Blue Ivy is like, prettier than a lot of grown women I know (no offense).

+ See the rest of the photos of Blue Ivy Carter at helloblueivycarter.tumblr.com, and then GO CALL YOUR MOTHERS BECAUSE THIS IS A BIG DEAL!!!

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