10 Things We Want To See At The Grammys (That Probably Won't Happen)

Nicki Minaj, Adele and Katy Perry will perform at the 2012 Grammys.

The 54th Annual Grammy Awards are this Sunday, people, and we hope you'll be keeping up with every last detail of the show like we will (with a livestream, duh). With performances by Chris Brown, Katy Perry, and Coldplay with Rihanna, to name a few, this year's show is probably going to get some trending topics going.

And while we know Adele's going to slay everyone during her performance, and Lady Gaga will obviously be wearing something wild and crazy, we're having more fun thinking about the things we really want to see go down that probably won't. For instance, Taylor Swift showing up in a sparkle-free ensemble?! Or our first glimpse of Blue Ivy Carter?! Not very likely, but let a girl dream, will ya?

10 Things We Want To See At The Grammys (That Probably Won't Happen)

1.) Katy Perry and Russell Brand reconcile. -- Katy Perry throws a curve ball and performs a cover of the "Aladdin" classic "A Whole New World" alongside soon-to-be ex-husband Russell Brand. They kiss and make up at the end of the song; the world's equilibrium is restored.

2.) Blue Ivy Carter debuts her first song. -- Despite her lack of motor skills, we learn that Blue Ivy's been slaving away in the studio on her debut single. It will break all iTunes records ever recorded.

3.) Adele is photographed smiling. -- You don't get that good at brooding without a lot of practice. Don't get us wrong, Adele's our pretend girlfriend, but we'd love to see a candid pic of the "Someone Like You" singer having a really good time.

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4.) Instead of performing her new single, Nicki Minaj lets an audience member karaoke "Super Bass." -- And that audience member is me, and I KILL it. I then have an emergency meeting with Jimmy Iovine first thing Monday morning.

5.) Skrillex announces his partnership with Locks Of Love. -- We finally discover the reason why one would willingly shave half of their hair off: charity!

6.) R. Kelly wins Best R&B Album, confirms premiere date for the new chapters of "Trapped In The Closet" during acceptance speech. -- I just really love R. Kelly a lot.

7.) Taylor Swift wears head-to-toe Hot Topic. -- Taylor replaces her sparkles and rhinestones with buckles and chains and wins over the entire goth teen population who swore they didn't like her.

8.) Gwyneth Paltrow reveals Wu-Tang tattoo. -- While she is presenting, cameras catch a glimpse of Gwyneth's Wu-Tang-inspired shoulder piece: "C.R.E.A.M." written in a black Gothic font.

9.) Bon Iver wins something. -- Please?

10.) Lady Gaga thanks The Container Store, Howie Mandel, and raisins during her acceptance speech. -- Lady Gaga's acceptance speech will sound like she's clicking "Refresh" on a random noun generator website. But are they all clues to her next album's theme?!

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