When we first brought you Amber Rose’s debut single, “Fame,” we also reminded you of our general policy: If you got famous ’cause you dated Kanye West (and then Wiz Khalifa), we’re probably not gonna like your music. But (while we fully admit it wasn’t pushing any musical boundaries), we were actually kind of into “Fame.” Sadly, we can’t say the same about Amber’s second single, “Loaded.”
Let’s start with the positives, shall we? “Loaded” sounds like an LMFAO song has some decent production and will likely find some success up in da clubs. I could probably also see myself working out to this jam or maybe even giving it a listen while getting revved for a big night out.
+ Hear Amber Rose’s “Loaded” after the jump!
However, lyrically, we’re really not quite sure what to think: “Yeah, I like the finer things/Silk sheets and diamond rings/Big yachts and private planes/Fast car’s in my own lane/This girl means business/And I don’t need no wish/’Cause my fine ass is high class.” And OK, some of this is probably true considering Amber recently got a fat paycheck when she became the face of Smirnoff Vodka, but honestly, silk sheets and yachts? We get it. You’re rich!
Whatever the case may be, we’d advise Amber to continue dating famous rappers and/or becoming the face of even more liquor brands. And as the old adage warns, it’s never good to put all your eggs (or talents) in one basket!
+ Listen to Amber Rose’s “Loaded.”
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