There are trillions of different ways to say “F*** the haters” these days, but Tampa rapper Dominique Young Unique might have just coined some of the best new ways to tell shade-throwers to bounce. In her video “She’s Unique,” not only is Dominique already making us jealz with her lens-flared, chillax zone lifestyle, but her lyric game is currently being copied and pasted into my “Gr8 Comebacks” list I keep handy on my iPhone. What, you guys don’t have one of those?
In the “She’s Unique” video, Dominique leads her clique down the street on their way to a skate park as the laid-back party track reminds us just how brush the dirt off our shoulders (in case we forgot): “We gon’ kill ya, f*** them haters/Blow past they ass like we pro skaters/He eat a b**** like mashed potatoes,” followed by a fantastic hair toss.
I don’t know about y’all, but I rue the day that someone calls me “mashed potatoes!” While I find mashed potatoes as a food item delicious and satisfying, as a human, I’d never want to be compared to them — beige and lumpy?! The worst!
“She’s Unique” and the rest of Dominique Young Unique’s mixtape, “Stupid Pretty,” is available for free download on her website.