After rumors of Beyoncé going into labor over the holidays caused mass hysteria, her sister Solange calmed everyone the hell down on Jan. 1 with her tweet about Beyoncé being "THE cutest pregnant woman ever." With our deductive reasoning skills, we've thus concluded that Beyoncé is still pregnant. (We're smart in that way!)
While Beyoncé is probably like "the miracle of life is cool and all, but GET THIS BUN OUTTA THE OVEN ALREADY," the fact that she has not yet had her baby gives the rest of us a little time to mull over some name suggestions we've been thinking about.
Beyoncé and Jay-Z both have nontraditional names, so we wonder if the parents-to-be are going to go the same route or explore other options. Ponder with us as you check out our list of possible baby names for Beyoncé and Jay-Z below.
IF BEYONCÉ AND JAY-Z HAVE A GIRL:
1.) Jayoncé -- I know this is never going to happen, but let me just dream for a minute, OK?
3.) Sally -- Left field, am I right? One of the 1950s most popular names, it wouldn't surprise us if Bey and Jay started yet another trend: naming your famous baby simple retro names.
4.) Destiny -- Sorry. We had to.
IF BEYONCÉ AND JAY-Z HAVE A BOY:
2.) Jaylin -- Hey, we have no idea, but this psychic said so.
3.) Shawn -- The kid would be Shawn Carter, Jr., which we're pretty sure guarantees him access to the SKELETON KEY OF LIFE.
4.) Malik -- Arabic for "King," it's probably the most fitting name out there. This kid will be the son of Beyoncé and Jay-Z, and the heir to the Throne.
+ What do you think Beyoncé is having? What baby names would you suggest? Let us know in the comments!