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**NSFW ALERT! DO NOT READ IF YOUR BOSS IS UPTIGHT AND/OR WITHIN 10 FEET!**
Rihanna’s forthcoming album, Talk That Talk, can now be streamed in full, but I’d like to call your attention to a very special bonus track, “Red Lipstick.” At first I thought this dirty, catchy jam was an ode to the only thing that makes my lips look less tiny my preferred hue of lip color. But NO — “Red Lipstick” is actually Rihanna’s dedication to having sex all day long. Girl loves to “smush.”
The song begins with a grimy, lurchy and sultry beat, our first clue that this track is probably not gonna be SFW. Ri starts us off with some rated-R lyrics, which are totally may or may not be about everyone’s favorite illegal pastime/medicinal herb: “Red lipstick/All on the paper/Let me take a hit/While you sit and watch.” But about 10 seconds later, the full-on raunchfest begins. Rihanna sings all sorts of words we can’t even really type here: “Do ya right here/While the whole world’s watching” is probably the most appropriate line in the entire song.
Production wise, “Red Lipstick” is on fire, so it probably earned bonus track status due to its explicit nature. That, and we can’t see the FCC being down with this song playing on the radio… ever.
+ Listen to Rihanna’s “Red Lipstick.” (Language NSFW!)