Annndddd Team Justin Bieber is down one (perhaps) vital member -- his "Swag Coach" Ryan Good has left the Bieber Building. Ryan has decided to move on to bigger and better things, evidently: "All u asking..ryan is going to pursue some of his dreams...we encourage him 2 go after his. he will always b a part of this family. always," Bieber's manager, Scooter Braun, tweeted Monday.
WHAT these bigger and better things COULD POSSIBLY INCLUDE, we can't imagine. Here's what we want to know: Who has a higher profile and more swagger? Isn't Ryan Good's marketable service the definition of a cottage industry? Is he simply no longer adding value and fulfilling his year-end goals because his subject has absorbed every last iota of SWAGGER?
Or perhaps Ryan Good has realized that Justin's swagger acumen is fully developed and he's no longer challenged. So now he's off to help out a scandalously unswaggerous IT professional stuck playing hours of World of Warcraft in a basement somewhere. "Unswaggerous IT professional," Ryan will say, "Allow me to introduce you to some hoodie/sneaker ensembles..."
But the real question is: Will this devastating loss to Team Bieber result in Justin losing some of his hard-earned swag? If so, we envision it being a most Steve Urkel to Stefan Urquelle transformation, but in the reverse.
What do you think, guys? Will the Ryan Good/Justin Bieber split have an effect on Biebs? Inquiring minds need to know!