Last time we brought you a Beyoncé magazine cover, we concluded that the only logical explanation for her looking this beautiful all the effing time was that she has to be some kind of robot or something. And here we are again: Beyoncé's on September's InStyle. It is absolutely not normal for a real, live human being to be this devoid of flaws. Confirmed: Girlfriend's a beauty robot. Any questions?
Donning a metallic, star-covered Dolce & Gabbana minidress on the cover, Beyoncé opens up about her career, her happiness and her commitment to hubby Jay-Z inside the issue. On her ability to balance ambition with family, she says, "I have no regrets because my job kept me focused. When you're young -- 18 or 19 -- you have the energy and drive. That’s the time to work as hard as you can. Now I'm a woman, and because I gave it my all, I can focus on my marriage. I can decide I want to have kids. I can be the mother I want to be and dedicate myself to my children." May we just pause for a second to daydream about the TOTALLY BANANAS outfits Jay and Bey would dress their tots in? That's reason enough for these two to procreate, IMHO.
The "Best Thing I Never Had" singer also discusses her favorite downtime activities, which may or may not include vegging on the couch and watching "The Jersey Shore." See? Told ya. Literally perfect in every way.