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In case you don’t have a Google reminder set up for the one and only Madonna’s birthday (just me?), it’s today! 53 years ago (!), Madonna Louise Ciccone was born in Bay City, Michigan. And if I need to inform you about what happened after that, well, welcome to Earth. You must be new.
The ultimate Material Girl (Material Grown Woman?) was spotted arriving at London’s Heathrow Airport this morning after celebrating her birthday in NYC last night. Wait, but how do you even celebrate your birthday when you’re MADONNA? What does anyone get you? “Happy birthday, Mo! Please enjoy this linen-scented candle and Chico’s gift certificate.” DISMISSED! And then one of her several handlers (perhaps the hat box holder in the photo?) whisks you away never to be seen by the queen again!
On the real tip, though, happy birthday, Madonna! You’re the only 53-year-old-that-looks-10-years-younger that could rock silver space shoes and pinstriped pants together like it ain’t no thang.
Normally, we would make you some kind of crazy champagne-drinking GIF, but puh-leaze. That’s not how you stay so insanely ripped fit. Instead, have an 20-pound dumbbell or some healthy (dancing) bananas or an extra 1,000-calorie burning workout on us!