Star Spotting: Lady Gaga Wears Curtains, Wanted For Transit Authority

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I was just thinking, "I haven't seen Lady Gaga wearing a dress made out of origami and ivory curtains over her face while carrying a matching cigar box lately." Whoops, spoke too soon.

Mother Monster was spotted in full regalia as she was welcomed by fans at the Nevermind nightclub in Sydney, Australia, recently, and as usual, there was not a hair out of place. At least we don't think so -- we can't really tell beneath all that lace. But we're assuming that everything was status quo under there, and only when you're taking about Lady Gaga does "status quo" actually mean "WTF is happening."

Lady Gaga's pretty much the one person on the planet that can get away with wearing curtains over her face and still be taken seriously. In fact, the Los Angeles police department recently asked her to tweet to her nearly 12 million followers about the city's impending "Carmageddon" to warn drivers before California plans to shut down more than 11 miles of interstate.

Lady Gaga: pop star, performance artist, bolt of fabric, national transit director.