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Oh, Ryan Reynolds. The amount of bedroom walls that must be filled with posters of you astounds us. And we’re guessing not all of those bedroom walls belong to preteens, either. Some grown-ass women probably have your picture hanging somewhere in their houses, too. And we can’t say we blame them — you’re basically a Disney Prince personified.
Seriously, guys! Ryan Reynolds is kind of a major Prince Phillip (from Sleeping Beauty — the best one!). The hair, the jawline, the sensitive yet brooding eyes… And we’re pretty sure Ryan’s like, brave and heroic and stuff, too. And probably a total gentleman. And most likely all these other great things that we have no way of proving!
What we’re trying to say is that Ryan Reynolds should be our super handsome boyfriend and lay his coat over puddles for us, kill all of the spiders in our room, and wake us up with kisses and stuff. What’s so hard about that?
And since we’re on the subject of fairy-tale romance, this one goes out to you, Ryan: R. Kelly’s “Bump N’ Grind.” Call us.