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A gilded Kylie Minogue performed on stage during the first leg of her Aphrodite Les Folies Tour at the Brisbane Entertainment Centre in Brisbane, Australia, looking like a gorgeous golden GODDESS. All she needs are 30 synchronized ladies who look like facsimiles of herself dancing en masse, and suddenly we're plum in the middle of a kaleidoscopic Busby Berkeley movie!

We're into Kylie's Greek mythology-inspired Hermes style (that's the messenger of the gods, not the fancy French designer, Buzzworthy readers) wings. Add that to the knee-high Roman gladiator sandals and you've got a sartorial shout-out to the classics our Latin teacher (salve, Magistra Allen!) would very much appreciate. The party in the front, business in the back skirt is pretty fly. And WTH? Seriously? Kylie looks as flawless as she did during the "Locomotion" years. Suddenly we're all over the drugstore buying a good antiaging mask and some forever-young elixir.