NICK AND JOE JONAS SHOW OFF THEIR BEACH BODIES (OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!)

There are clearly reasons we feel :O writing this. Maybe because we still think of Nick and Joe Jonas as kids (which they are not!). I don't know. But Joe and Nick Jonas were spotted on the beach in Hawaii, shirtless, and OMGGGGGGGGGGG YOU GUYYYYYYYZ!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!  *Swoon* *pant* *faint* *THUD!*

(Just fainted.)

(...)

(...Ok, we're back!)

Usually, men take their shirts off at the beach, and onlookers are often pleased if those men are attractive or built nicely because, hey, good for you and everyone else, right? That's how the world works. But if you're international heartthrobs like the JoBros. are, and you are very, very, very attractive and SUPER buff, it's likely that mortals like us will temporarily go blind, lose our minds, pick up the pieces, lose our minds again and then try to momentarily decompress before we cast our eyes on such a beautiful sight once again. Granted, both brothers are absolutely legal young adults, so it's not like we're CREEPY or anything. We're just big fans. Big, big, big, big fans. You know, we wouldn't even protest if Nick was cast as Spider-Man or The Incredible Hulk or Superman. Sure, he may have only played himself in Disney movies, but we're sure he'd do a skintight bodysuit justice. He's already been in "Les Miserables." Why couldn't he conquer Broadway in the lead role of "Spider-Man"? Right? Just imagine that costume...

Uh oh, here it comes again...

*THUD!*

Credit: Splash News


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