PHOTOS: Britney Spears Effing KILLS IT In Las Vegas

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You. Guys. Look at Britney Spears. Was this was worth waiting for? Of course it was. LOOK at her! LOOK at Britney! There's never been a finer specimen of Britney Spears than the Britney Spears who performed LIVE at Rain nightclub at the Palms Casino and Resort in Las Vegas on Friday night. Britney in an OUTRAGEOUS black Latex bodysuit with naughty-girl whip-stitched red trim? Light-up boobs Britney? Perfect blond hair? You can't ask for a better Britney than that. You can't script that. You can barely dream that.

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Britney kicked off her 45-minute, three-song set (three songs isn't much, but it's better than no songs, right?) with "Hold It Against Me" before launching into "The Big Fat Bass" and "Till The World Ends" (my personal favorite). DJ Pauly D was there, and 1500 of Britney's most devout disciples packed the Vegas hotspot as she brought Femme Fatale, which is already being heralded as her best album yet, to life. (Everyone else in the free world was desperately hitting refresh on Twitter for Twitvids and hysterically searching for bootleg YouTube fan videos.

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This was her first public performance since her 2009 "Circus" tour. Was it worth waiting that long to see Britney emerge from a giant speaker dressed as a dominatrix? Come on, son. Oh, and BTW, Britney on an electric chair? While that's probably not a political statement, it's a seriously bad-ass prop, and, if you'll allow me to go out on a limb, both a metaphor for her electric energy and the resurrection of her career. This isn't a pop princess. This is the queen on her throne.

+ Check out photos of Britney's Las Vegas performance, and stay tuned to see footage from Britney's Las Vegas performance in her MTV special coming this week.