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Miley Cyrus attended the L.A. premiere of Justin Bieber's movie, "Never Say Never," last night. And let's all quietly acknowledge that 18-year-old Miley Cyrus IS indeed wearing a caftan that wouldn't have been out of place on the late, great Bea Arthur's character Dorothy Zbornak on the '80s sitcom "The Golden Girls." It's like Dorothy Zbornak raided Stevie Nicks' closet, and Miley Cyrus' outfit was the result.
If you don't know who Stevie Nicks is, ask your aunt. She and your uncle DEFINITELY made out to at least three of their songs in a Trans-Am back in the day when your aunt had huge hair instead of mom hair. I'm not a mom (thank you very much), but I do love me some Stevie. (Especially Bella Donna. And "Landslide." Don't ever listen to that song if you're depressed because it'll only make you three times as depressed.) But the point is, the only person who should dress like Stevie Nicks -- and by dressing like Stevie Nicks I mean dressing like the kind of girl who spends a lot of time scouring secondhand stores for paisley scarves and rings with dragons on them -- is Stevie Nicks.
Miley! Stand back! You're SO close to 17, you're ACTUALLY on the "Edge Of Seventeen" (albeit on the slightly older edge). We think Miley's totally cute, but this look ages her unnecessarily beyond her ripe age of 18.
Also, WTF is this necklace contraption thing around Miley's neck!?!?!??
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Clearly this necklace once has a face, it's the size of half of the Southwestern United States, and it looks like the type of thing you'd see hanging on the wall wall of a head shop.
Further proof that Miley Cyrus is morphing into Stevie Nicks? Miley's outfit on the German TV show "Wetten Dass...?" in November 2010...
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