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Here we have Britney Spears walking the aisle at a Miami wedding this weekend. No, the "Hold It Against Me" singer was not tying the knot with longtime boyfriend Jason Trawick. She was a bridesmaid in the wedding ceremony of her friend and assistant, Brett Miller, who married actor Frank Lionetti.
Britney's looking rather bridesmaid-y there, no? I find myself just shouting, "Aquaaaa!" in my best Oprah Winfrey voice.
Maybe that smirk from the singer comes from being such an old hand at weddings; Britney's been married twice herself, and has been rumored to be on the verge of tying the knot with Trawick on numerous occasions. Maybe Britney's down-the-aisle expression is like "Yo. I got this."
Britney and Jason Trawick, perhaps in an attempt to deflect media attention from themselves, kept a low profile over the weekend of wedding festivities. But that didn't stop some tabloids from finding out all the details. According to the Daily Mail, Britney skipped the reception, opting instead for a room service feast of turkey burgers, spaghetti and chicken noodle soup.
No offense to ol' Brett there, but if girl is opting for what amounts to a bad school cafeteria menu, you need to step your wedding food game up. Like, get some chicken skewers and dipping sauces up in that piece! At least some canapés.
We wish the happy couple (and Britney, of course), a lifetime of love.
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