PHOTOS: Rihanna Looks Red Hot At Topshop

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Rihanna spent a whopping EIGHT HOURS in London at Topshop's Oxford Circus flagship store. EIGHT HOURS! Rihanna SHOPPED for almost as much time as I spend BLOGGING about.. people like Rihanna. HOW do I get that gig?

Anyway, Rihanna was at Topshop playing stylist to five lucky contest winners who won a personal style consultation by Rihanna herself, who picked out an outfit for each of them.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to emphasize that RIHANNA LOOKS AMAZING AGAIN! The fire-engine-red beehive is immeasurably more flattering and adorable than the Mrs. Ronald McDonald look Rihanna had going on last week on her "What's My Name" video set.

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Remember, girls. Tulle ballerina skirts and bow heels always wins over zebra gym shorts and Spanx. There's just no competition.