SPOTTED: Lenny Kravitz In Leather Boots... To Go With His Leather Pants

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There once was a time when Lenny Kravitz was my supersexy teenage dream. And now is not that time. There is only one man who can pull off leather pants and leather boots. And that's Bill Kaulitz.

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Well, two, because Prince could. And Rick James could've probably pulled it off, too.

OK, so there are three men who can pull off black leather pants and leather boots. And Lenny Kravitz is not one of them. Velvet pants and a matching velvet vest MAYBE. But never the 50 percent leather look, dude. Sorry. Are you gonna go my way, Lenny Kravitz? Not in that outfit you're not.

Also, the cat from "Shrek" wants you to return the outfit that was rightfully his, OK?