Style Files: Half-Shaved Heads

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Maybe someone can explain this whole half-shaved hairdo to me. What’s the attraction? Do celebs like Cassie and Mel B think they look sexy? I’m sorry to break the news to you, ladies, but you don’t. No sexy times for you with this hair-raising coif.

It kind of looks like a horizontal mullet: Party on the side and “Last Of The Mohicans” on the … um … other side. Any way you slice it — or shear it — hairstylists need to talk their clients — that means you, Carmen Electra —¬†out of getting this ’do.

Please, ladies. Think of the children.