Caption This: Ukrainian Fashion Week Madness

Gotta love Ukranian Fashion Week. Sure, Paris may have the glamour and New York may have the glitz, but Ukraine? They have the weird.

The proceedings kicked off in Kyiv last Thursday, with a host of Ukrainian designers showing off their fall/winter 2010–2011 designs. (Insert joke about how it's always fall or winter in Ukraine here: ___________.)

And so we embark on an Eastern Bloc-themed "Caption This." Put on your pithy blurb caps and take to the comments with your best one-liners. I will now give you a little push:

+ Johnny Weir impressions are huge for fall 2010.

+ Note to self: Iron-pipes are not viable replacements for actual wings.

+ Maybe if I don't turn around he'll just fly away.