All Time Low Kidnapped, Still Held Hostage In Long Island!

Sad news, dudes. All Time Low AND the hard drive containing their upcoming album, Nothing Personal, are STILL being held hostage in Long Island. (The album's SUPPOSED to be out July 7, but now I don't know... I just don't know anymore...)

All Time Low kidnapping suspects include five hot hos between the ages of 17 and 20. Though I think that Sandra Ott newscaster lady looks shady too.

All we have right now are these performance clips of All Time Low's new songs -- “Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don’t),” “Weightless” and “Lost In Stereo." I just hope this isn't the last we ever see of them.

If ANYONE has heard from All Time Low, please let us know in the comments, okay? Jack's Mom? Did you get that letter? Are they eating enough? Alex did look a little skinny to me. And did anyone else get a threatening poster from them?