New Video: Jonas Brothers, 'Paranoid'

I could cut and paste all of the words to "The Pledge of Allegiance" into this post and you probably wouldn't even care, notice, or even read it, right? Because you're probably already watching the Jonas Brothers' new video, "Paranoid," directed by The Malloys, who also directed "Burnin' Up."

So, since you've already watched "Paranoid," or you're watching it again right this very second, are you on board with me that while "Burnin' Up" was hilarious, and "Love Bug" was a gorgeous period piece, and "Tonight" was a moving tribute to Jonas fans, "Paranoid" is the Jonas Brothers' most sophisticated, compelling, funny, and exciting video yet? Are you even reading this? Are you still breathing? Come back to me!

+ Plus: Watch five more "Paranoid" videos, find out more about the Lines, Vines And Trying Times album cover, and find out the four artists you need to know before you get the Jonas Brothers' new album!