(Credit: Brian Appio)
Maxwell Drummey and D.A. Wallach -- AKA Chester French of "She Loves Everybody"/"Jimmy Choos," Pharrell, Kanye and Harvard fame -- shared their prom memories, and they're simultaneously the funniest and most depressingly unromantic prom tales probably in the entire history of prom-going.
With Chester French's prom tales, you get and unambiguous mix of:
+ Total and inexplicable nudity
+ A discussion of the economics of prom
+ An As Hard As They Come reference
+ Pinch-hitting for psycho boyfriends
+ Bow ties
+ Various Rachels
... Plus confusion on absolute grandiose levels, Abba, and ODB. In sum, Taking Back Sunday's Matt Rubano, who referred to the magical night as a "crapfest," and Chester French -- Maxwell Drummey especially, agreed.
+ Watch Chester French discuss prom after the jump, and get more celebrity prom stories.