Buzz Bites — 4/2/09: DOES DESTINY'S CHILD HAVE ANY HITS LEFT IN 'EM?

+ We bet Beyonce hates to be reminded that they still have to crank out one more album for their label. The other two who-see-whats, however, could probably use the cash. (PopCrunch)

+ The Barenaked Ladies took home a Juno Award for 'Children's Album of the Year.' Guess all the all the mounds of coke lead singer Steven Page was sucking down before he got kicked out of the band really did provide some inspiration. (Yahoo! Canada News)

+ What to do before going to court on Monday? If you're Rihanna, you slip away to Hawaii for a few days.  (PopSugar)

+ Holy sneak peek at the new Jonas Brothers World Tour stage. WOOT WOOT! (Teen Hollywood 411)

+ K-Fed, looking oddly like Shrunken Head Man from Beetlejuice, has clearly ordered one too many Moons Over My Hammies. (Pink Is The New Blog)

+ Time for some Robert Pattinson kiddie porn from a photo shoot waaaaaay back in 2001.  It's reeeeally good -- we promise. (Socialite Life)