Buzz Bites — 4/1/09: KELLAN LUTZ GETS NAKED IN THE MUD!!!

+ Jay kay, guys. APRIL FOOL'S! But seriously, oh my holy GOD how hot is Twilight's Kellan Lutz in this shoot for Flaunt magazine?  it's UNBEWEAVABLE!!!!! (PopSugar)

+ Electro/disco pop tart Lady GaGa reveals that she performed burlesque and hoovered mounds of illegal narcotic substances while living in New York's Lower East Side. We keep loving this girl more and more. (New York Magazine)

+ JoBro mania has struck once again as the boys sold out all five New York-area dates this weekend.  One mom refuses "to spend a month’s worth of groceries to get two tickets to see the Jonas Brothers" for her daughter.  What is this, Nazi Germany? What is wrong with her?? (The New York Times)

+ Heidi Montag gave the entire world a scare with quite possibly the most gutwrenching April Fool's tweet ever. (Twitter)

+ Um, sorry for all the haters out there but there is no escaping the fact that Britney Spears looks uh-MAY-zing in the new Candies ad campaign. Like, for realz. (Popoholic)

+ It's just another lazy, crazy, hazy day for Chris Brown, shootin' hoops at a college in Virginia. Not a care in the world, that one! (MTV News)

+ Mormons aren't anti-gay! Read this and more trinkets of wisdom from our favorite eyeliner-wearing straight Mormon and Real World: Brooklyn cast mate Chet Cannon. (Towleroad)

+ Beyonce and her sheer shimmer pantyhose took to the General Motors Place stage in Vancouver to kick off her world tour. She is a whole lotta woman.  (ICYDK)