Wait a second... it just occurred to me that Ginuwine's "In Those Jeans" was a total prophecy! It's like the "Pony" master had a crystal ball and could see into Jessica Simpson's Mom Jeans-filled future when he dropped "In Those Jeans" in 2003. It's like he wrote it EXPRESSLY FOR Jessica and those Mom-tastic Jeans. MYSTERY SOLVED.
+ Check out Ginuwine's video, and watch for a VIP appearance by Kimora Lee Simmons (Angela and Vanessa's aunt!) as well as a lady who's dressed SOOOO unbelievably '90s it's not even funny.