Krayon Brooks fears Beyonce's "I'm married"/ "Single Ladies" mental state has gone from single-minded to "It's Complicated." The comedian -- his real name's Mike Rose, and he's one half of the super brains behind Planet Unicorn -- also devotes a few seconds to Walgreen's employees, Sephora, and pepper steak.
Watch Krayon Brooks' ridicu-LOLs analysis of Beyonce's mixed messages, check him out on the New Now Next blog, and get MTV News' Kim Stolz's take on A Day Without A Gay. (Also, gay side note: Clay Aiken's maybe-boyfriend Reed Kelly is so effing cute and totally the gay Jake Gyllenhaal! Score!)