Buzz Bites -- 12/5/2008: OMKJ!!! Is Kevin Jonas Leaving The Band Foreva Eva??

+ Despite super scary, panic-attack-causing rumors that Kevin's peacing (WHAT? WHY? HOW?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!), the boys have issued a statement saying KJ ain't going nowhere. Hear that? Deep breaths, people -- it's going to be okay. (MTV News)

+ A-Rod says he and Madonna are just friends. Special friends, who, like, hang out and go to Brazil and may or may not be moving in together! You know! No big deal! (D-Listed)

+ The reviews are in, and it's official: Beyonce is lookin' (Sasha) fierce in her new movie, Cadillac Records. (MTV News)

+ Katy Perry admits she's not just a one-time girl kisser! "[I've done it] many times, in several different situations,” Perry sez. "I love a beautiful woman, I’m not afraid to say it.”  (Page Six Magazine, via Scandalist)

+ First, Buzzworthy BFF Kid Sister changed the name of her new album, Dream Date, (apparently Koko B. Ware didn't fly with the WWE), and now she's changing the LP's release date. Because apparently the first date wasn't quite dreamy enough. (Rap-Up)

+ Fall Out Boy is playing in NYC next Tuesday (December 16th) and 125 lucky someone-or-others will score free tix, courtesy of Nokia. You're welcome! (Newsday)

+ Anyone else think Aubrey O'Day's doggy is screaming for a makeover? (Remote Control)