Buzz Bites -- 11/25/08: Is Michael Jackson Writing An Unauthorized Autobiography?

+ Michael Jackson is reportedly shopping his memoirs around! We like the hypothetical title "Anyone Still Think Billie Jean Was My Lover?" while our friends over at Scandalous favor a (slightly) meaner, O.J.-inspired alternative. (Chicago Sun-Times)

+ What's the difference between like and love? Well, Joe Jonas LIKES his new maybe-gf Camilla Belle (whom he coyly describes as a "nice girl") but he loooooooves running his shiny black comb through his lustrous man-curls. Got that? (E! Online)

+ According to Cynthia Rodriguez (a.k.a. A-Rod's soon-to-be-ex-wife), the Yankees slugger is ditching his kids this Thanksgiving to spend some quality time with his totally platonic friend, Madonna. (Perez Hilton)

+ Meanwhile, according to Alex Rodriguez, Cynthia Rodriguez is a big fat liar. (Usmagazine.com)

+ Britney Spears may look like a hot young thang on the new cover of Rolling Stone, but with her 9:30 p.m. bedtime and nonexistent social life (for now, at least) she says she's basically "an old fart." (MTV News)

+ Singer/pill-popper Amy Winehouse is back in the hospital again after experiencing yet another adverse reaction to medication. Or something. (Daily Mail - UK)

+ According to a "pal," Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson named their newborn baby after an NYC borough/Disney character because they "want Bronx to be a survivor, just like Mowgli." And because they're really, really mean. (OK!)

+ Meanwhile, Fall Out Boy says they're ready to get back to work now. So much for Pete's paternity leave! (MTV News)