Errryone here at Buzzworthy wishes you a very happy belated l'il birthday! Here's hoping your sweet sixteenth year is filled with:
+ Moar saxxxy mini-Joan Jett live performances, please!
+ Minimal return trips to the tat parlor, even if you're only watching. And making out.
+ No more Sidekick/YouTube hackers -- Keep 'em on lock!
+ More Hannah Montana bath products. Cleanliness is godliness!
+ No more semi-nude photos -- Annie Leibovitz, don't call us, we'll call you.
+ MORE answers to our questions. Because we have SO many questions.
+ Ooh, a country album ... just like your poppa, Billy Ray! Or your godmother, Dolly Parton.
+ No suggestively shaped candy at any of your concerts. (Swedish fish, maybe, next time?)
+ A dance-off to rival your M+M Cru/ACDC challenge. Plz?
+ A best-selling autobiography and requisite tell-all promo spot on Oprah!
+ A blockbuster box office take for your upcoming Hannah Montana movie.
+ Lots of TLF, church-goin' moments with Justin Gaston. Swooon and amen.