Happy Day After Your Birthday, Miley Cyrus!

Miley dearest,

Errryone here at Buzzworthy wishes you a very happy belated l'il birthday! Here's hoping your sweet sixteenth year is filled with:

+ Moar saxxxy mini-Joan Jett live performances, please!

+ Minimal return trips to the tat parlor, even if you're only watching. And making out.

+ No more Sidekick/YouTube hackers -- Keep 'em on lock!

+ More Hannah Montana bath products. Cleanliness is godliness!

+ No more semi-nude photos -- Annie Leibovitz, don't call us, we'll call you.

+ MORE answers to our questions. Because we have SO many questions.

+ Ooh, a country album ... just like your poppa, Billy Ray! Or your godmother, Dolly Parton.

+ No suggestively shaped candy at any of your concerts. (Swedish fish, maybe, next time?)

+ A dance-off to rival your M+M Cru/ACDC challenge. Plz?

+ A best-selling autobiography and requisite tell-all promo spot on Oprah!

+ A blockbuster box office take for your upcoming Hannah Montana movie.

+ Lots of TLF, church-goin' moments with Justin Gaston. Swooon and amen.