Buzz Bites -- 11/14/2008: Joe 'The Heartbreaker' Jonas Is NOT A Two-Timing Speed-Dumper, 'Kay??

+ Joe Jonas takes to the Jo Bros' MySpace page to present his side of the well-publicized split from Taylor Swift. "Maybe there were reasons for a breakup. Maybe the heart moved on," he suggested. And maybe the 27-second-long breakup wasn't 100% his fault. "Phone calls can only last as long as the person on the other end of the line is willing to talk," Jonas points out. (People)

+ Is Kanye West really back to waging war against the paparazzi? Or are fame-hungry photogs just starting to see the hot-tempered rapper as a human dollar sign? (MTV News)

+ Meanwhile, 50 Cent and 'Ye won't be going head to head with album sales this time around. West's LP, 808s & Heartbreak, hits stores November 25th, while Fiddy's record, Before I Self-Destruct, won't be out 'til early '09. (Rolling Stone)

+ Rumor has it Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony love the pitter-patter of little feet so much they're ready to do the parenting thing all over again. (I'm Not Obsessed)

+ Who wears short shorts smack dab in the middle of winter? Amy Winehouse, of course! (DListed)

+ Paramore's Hayley Williams reveals her favorite Twilight characters. (MTV News)

+ Jessica Biel will be designing a collection of limited-edition handbags for Justin Timberlake's William Rast clothing line. No tiny backpacks, please! (PopCrunch)

+ Lily Allen's new hairdo looks like a bizarre combo of Katie Holmes' Anna Wintour cut ... and the late, great Dudley Moore. Kidding! Sort of! But seriously, go check it out. Um... (Seriously? Omg! WTF?)

+ Travis Barker is on the road to recovery. Yay! (MTV News)

+ Justin Timberlake thinks New York City is "the greatest city in the world." Good thing, too, since he reportedly just bought a condo in downtown Manhattan for $5.25 million. (People)

+ A sneak peek at Britney Spears new album, Circus? Yes, please! (MTV News)