Buzz Bites: Taylor Swift Debunks Pregnancy Rumors, Denies De-Purifying Joe Jonas

+ Taylor Swift denies "creative" reports that she is carrying her ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas' secret lovechild. "I read a very creative rumor this morning saying I'm pregnant, which is the most IMPOSSIBLE thing on the planet. Take my word for it. Impossible." (MySpace Celebrity)

+ Meanwhile, Swift confirms she was dumped via celly (Um, really??) but swears she's not giving up on love just yet. "When I find that person that is right for me," Swift told talk show host Ellen Degeneres, "I'm not even going to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 25 seconds when I was 18." Oh, SNAP! (

+ Beyonce blew off a big promotional tour to stay home and watch the election results! And apparently, it was TOTALLY worth it. "I fell asleep crying and smiling at the same time," she said, "[and] woke up with mascara running and a smile on my face." (MTV News)

+ According to Miley Cyrus' BFF, the Hannah Montana star and her boyfriend might be planning a special collabo. Of the entertainment variety, okay? (E! Online)

+ Turns out, Nicole Scherzinger is a total pussycat in real life. At least, she is when it comes to luuuuurve. (Scandalist)

+ Ryan Seacrest swears Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake will be hopping on stage with Madonna when her Sticky & Sweet tour hits L.A.! (MTV News)

+ One Broadway producer hopes to create AN ENTIRE MUSICAL out of the classic Michael Jackson song, "Thriller." Which is weird cause the song is only, like 45 minutes long. (Broadway World)