You've already seen pics of Christina Aguilera's frosty pink lipstick and hot new science fiction-y album cover. You've already heard her perform her new hit, "Keep Gettin' Better" at the 2008 VMAs. And you've already had a chance to ogle Christina's sky-blue acrylic hair (and compare it with the 'do Brit was rocking in her new vid, "Womanizer.")
So what's left? How about checking out Xtina's new video in all its amahzing Speed Racer-meets-Lady Gaga glory? Watch it, love it, and if you're feeling inspired, write us a short essay (50 words or less) on the awesomeness of Christina's unapologetic avowal that she is, in fact, "a super bitch."