Buzz Bites -- 9/15/2008: JLo Finishes Triathlon, Proves Her Ass Still Looks Great, Even In Spandex

+ Jennifer Lopez has successfully completed her first triathlon in spite of the bizarre ankle injury that supposedly prevented her from hosting the Project Runway finale (E! Online)

+ Meanwhile, Britney Spears has revealed that her new album, The Circus, will be out December 2nd, in honor of her 27th birthday. (Billboard)

+ Fall Out Boy has dislosed that their upcoming "mixtape" album, New Administration, will feature a Katy Perry-inspired compilation track entitled "I Kissed A Boy." (MTV)

+ Nirvana's manager characterizes Courtney Love as a blonder, boozier version of Yoko Ono. (NME)

+ Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx refuses to classify Miley Cyrus and/or the Jonas Brothers as "rock & roll." (Rolling Stone)

+ Speaking of the Jonas Brothers -- the JBs admit to eating crayons. (Jonasbrothersangels)

+ Carrie Underwood inadvertently ruins Kenny Chesney's romantic aspirations. (The Boot)

+ Kanye West may be acquitted on any/all paparazzi camera-smashing charges. (MTV)

+ Which works out well for Lindsay Lohan, who just pulled a Kanye and clocked a nearby photog for no apparent reason. (Scandalist)