Wonder Twins Activate! In the Form of... Pete Wentz and Dean Cain

We almost smacked ourselves in the forehead -- in that way that people only ever do in the movies -- when we FINALLY realized -- after all these years of realizing things about Pete Wentz -- that he looks like Dean Cain. In case you're unfamiliar with the big D, he's the former Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman star, whom Teri Hatcher totally left in the dust after she went on to became way more famous (and started morphing into Lara Flynn Boyle) on Desperate Housewives.

Looking at both of them together affords you the unique, uncanny, and vicarious opportunity to experience what it must be like to be Pete Wentz looking at yourself through a crystal ball and discovering what you're gonna look like in 12 years, plus a couple of burgers and power squats. Dude's got excellent hair though, so you could definitely do worse. Oh, and little-known Dean Cain fact -- he was engaged to Mindy McCready. Wonder why that ended...