BeKanye -- Is It An Antacid? Alcohol? Antidepressant?

Will BeKanye cure side-splitting menstrual cramps? Cause a G5 to magically park itself in your driveway? Dream on, player! It's just a viral video for new Absolut Vodka hype man/ Airbook abuser Kanye West. Check out the video here, and for those of you old enough to imbibe, there's more here. Warning: may cause irate blogging, messiah complex, sudden urge to play Connect Four, general poutiness.

The inclusion of the tiger makes this far less deplorable than Johnny Cash hawking burritos for Taco Bell. And in related news: Fall Out Boy's getting all up in your skivvies.