Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz Finally Confirm Their Totally Not-Obvious Pregnancy

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Oh, how quickly time flies...

February 23, 2008: Pete and Ashlee "A--hole" announce their mini "A--hole" baby -- street date, July 2008 -- on Friendsorenemies. Telling!!

April 14, 2008: "There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. ... I mean, really, this is crazy." --Pete Wentz (MTV)

April 16, 2008: Ashlee Simpson shoots down MTV News' queries, deeming the preggo question "inappropriate."

May 17, 2008: First comes love, then comes the baby carriage, then comes marriage!

May 20, 2008: Deny, deny, deny.

May 29, 2008: "While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives, and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family." --Mr. and Mrs. Pete Wentz (MTV via FriendsorEnemies)

Congratulations you crazy kids parents-to-be! Now all you have to do is find a uniquely rebellious name for the bundle of joy, and start stocking up on black rhinestoned onesies.