... Obviously. Fresh off their honeymoon, the newlyweds stepped out with Pete sporting a DIY paper plate mask with a not-so-subtle message directed toward looming paparazzi. Specifically "Your ad could be here... Email: Jon@douchebag.com."
The only thing funnier than this would've been an hors d'œuvre-sized plate around Ashlee's (she's now officially a Wentz, by the way) stomach.
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