The billion-buck photos from Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's (and their Fall Out Baby's) shotgun wedding are in... or out, we should say... and Hemingway cleans up so nice, y'all! Even if he is in drag. More disturbingly, WTF is up with Jessica's O-face?
And here's some harshness: you sell your photos of the happiest day of your life to People for a million bucks, (guess everyone's gotta make money... including John Mayer) and they slap a divorce on the same cover -- in this case, Shania Twain's split from husband "Mutt." That don't impress me much. But at least Pete got prenup.