Throw the Doobie Brothers, the Clash, the Thompson Twins, pre-1985 Elton John, the Scissor Sisters, Electric Six, Mika, and an eyeliner pencil into the dryer and in about an hour, out will tumble Jean, an electrifying, genre-ambiguous Brit dance-rock band that makes us want to do backflips down the hall (in theory), shoot spiderwebs out of our wrists (also in theory), and punch our computer screen just to see which colors come out.
As of now, it looks like they still don't have an album in stores (or a label or even a website), so you gotta listen at their MySpace. Unmissable tracks: "Dirty Old Bed" and "Chelsea Girl." More love for Jean here. You're welcome.
And, just because: