Jessica Simpson Is Still Famous Too!

With Ashlee dominating the communications department at Camp Simpson with her yes/no/maybe (/probably) baby buzz, now is the perfect time for Jessica Simpson to shave off her invisible beard, like so:


The May cover of Esquire is a remake of the mag's March 1965 cover, featuring Italian actress Virna Lisi, who inspired the band of the same name. (Lindsay Lohan is not amused.)

Not pictured in the feature? Outtakes of Jessica rocking a ZZ Top beard: now THAT'S what I call Texas!

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