Buzz Bites -- 4/15/2008: Beyonce Retiring(?), Britney, Christina Milian & More

 

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+ Is Beyonce retiring from recording to scout talent for her husband? Wait, Beyonce and Jay-Z are a couple, right? (NY Daily News)

+ OHHHHH my blog. Pretty On the Outside reimagines Pete Wentz as The Pregnant Man.

+ Is Britney releasing "explosive" home videos chronicling the past six months of her life? We hope not. (And we also hope YES!) (Female First)

+ Amy Winehouse is not Met material. (NY Mag)

+ Christina Milian is "overexposed." (The Bastardly)

+ Perez sez: Mariah and... Nick Cannon??? Uhh... Really?

+ Miley Cyrus and her dad are BFFFAE. (ICYDK)

+ Someone on Rock the Cradle put the hurt on their dressing room. Tsk tsk! (Remote Control)

+ Got four, if not more, minutes? Write a four-line poem for a chance to win two tickets to see Madonna from VH1. Here's ours:

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+ Relevant video we just remembered: Christina Milian, "Dip It Low."