+ We care about who wins American Idol, but we really care about who wins the Edy's American Idol competition. (Seriously. No one even gave us free s--- to write that.) Our vote: Mint Karaoke Cookie. If only they'd do a total-stoner mash-up with Breyers Bubble Yum Ice Cream.
+ $56 will get you a year-long subscription to All Mariah magazine.
+ Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are still together. (Jessica and Nick are not.)
+ Pete Wentz is denying that Ashlee's pregnant. Though... he never really DID deny it when we talked to him about it. (Side note: why does no one seem to care about Jody Sweetin's new baby?) Meanwhile, is it weird that if we had to pick a celebrity to knock us up, we'd choose Russell Brand? (Celeblite)