Buzz Bites — 4/14/2008: John Mayer, Jordin Sparks, Avril, Pete & Ashlee & More


+ We care about who wins American Idol, but we really care about who wins the Edy's American Idol competition. (Seriously. No one even gave us free s--- to write that.) Our vote: Mint Karaoke Cookie. If only they'd do a total-stoner mash-up with Breyers Bubble Yum Ice Cream.

+ Jordin Sparks might not care who wins Idol. (Pop Justice)

+ Amy Winehouse: boozin' with baby! (A Socialite's Life)

+ John Mayer, your body may indeed be a wonderland, but that sleeve has Punk'd Pop Fiction inked all over it. (Try JM)

+ Sara Bareilles outshines Justin Timberlake at the 2008 ASCAP Pop Awards. (MTV)

+ Pete Doherty does drag. Unfortunately. (Agent Bedhead)

+ Avril gets a front massage. Also unfortunately. (Webster's Is My Bitch)

+ Jermaine Dupri's new record label will smell like Axe Body Spray. (Also also unfortunately.) (Hip-Hop Music)

+ $56 will get you a year-long subscription to All Mariah magazine.

+ Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are still together. (Jessica and Nick are not.)

+ Pete Wentz is denying that Ashlee's pregnant. Though... he never really DID deny it when we talked to him about it. (Side note: why does no one seem to care about Jody Sweetin's new baby?) Meanwhile, is it weird that if we had to pick a celebrity to knock us up, we'd choose Russell Brand? (Celeblite)