Missy Elliott's New 3-D Video On MTV: 'Ching-A-Ling' Drops This Monday!

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WTF? That rumored New Kids on the Block reunion tour is NOT happening. Sigh. At least Fergie's still hangin' tough in Joey Mac's porkpie hat. Maybe it's for the better. Those dudes are pushing 40! But we love that Trendinista has her retro outfit ready to go, just in case! You can never be too prepared. Especially during Fashion Week!

But, just when we feared we barely had a reason left to live, we remembered -- we're premiering Missy Elliott's "Ching-A-Ling" video this Monday on TRL!

(Videos after the jump.)

And because absolutely everything that Missy touches results in the polar opposite of boring, the video's gonna be coming at you in 3-D (speaking of retro). The joint itself is the cold, hard definition of off the chain. And you know Missy never phones in a video -- "The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)" and "Sock It To Me" were two of the most defining videos of the late '90s; her effects-laced "Work It" video won her the 2003 VMA for Video of the Year (she's got a total of seven Moonmen for her videos alone); her "Lose Control" video won her a Grammy in 2006; and she brought it so hard on the set of her "We Run This" video that she tore her Achilles' tendon.

So, what we're saying is, "Ching-a-Ling" is gonna be nothing short of spectacular.

Track down some old-timey 3-D glasses this weekend (or get some at these locations), then go make some glittery posters and pick out what you're gonna wear. Then start counting down the seconds until the premiere of Missy's new video on TRL this Monday, Feb. 4. And, of course check it out on MTV.com.

Until then, check out some of our favorite Missy videos below.