Don't drink the water this week, ladies. First, fembot Nicole Kidman announces she's K.U.'ed with K.U.'s baby bot. Then Pam Anderson kinda-sorta announces she's maybe a little pregnant with possibly soon-to-be-ex Rick Solomon's spawn. And today, the blogs are abuzz with chatter that there may be a mini Avril on the way. In about 7.5 months to be precise. Even though getting pregnant is sooooooo 2007, we done told you: babies are the new Balenciaga. Anyway, we'll keep you posted.