Britney: America's Pill Princess?

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Say it ain't so! Reports are now surfacing that Britney sucked down over 100 pills before her hospitalization this weekend. Allegedly her specialty cocktail included a mixed bag of Ritalin, Vicodin, OxyContin, diet pills, herbal speed tablets, sleeping pills and antacid reflux tablets (because painkillers and speed can gas a girl up), all washed down with NyQuil and Pepto-Bismol. Talk about a Big Gulp.

We have no idea if the allegations are true; they sound more than a bit far flung to us. Regardless, we're of course hoping that Britney gets help -- be it from Dr. Phil, Dr. Drew, Dr. Dre, or Dr. Octagon. Hell, at this point, anyone who attended a few hours of medical school seems more than qualified enough to help Britney -- and gets back on track and back to our drug of choice for her: Starbucks.