Couch Surfing With Jay-Z and Beyonce


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Apparently famous people also hang out on his and her laptops on ugly couches looking bored -- Hey! Stars really are just like us. Except we're not Jay-Z, nor Beyonce, and instead of like checking their Hotmail or fantasy football scores or something, he's probably seeing how much it costs to buy another large island off the south of France, and she's probably telling her assistant to put those 18 pairs of free Spring/Summer 2008 Louboutins in the Louboutin closet along with the rest of the free Louboutins. Sigh.