Own Ozzy Osbourne's Favorite Teacup

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Bust out your credit cards, 'cause Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are cleaning house and putting some of their most prized possessions on the auction block … including a cast-iron crucifix, a crystal Eiffel Tower and the Prince of Darkness' beloved hand-painted teacup and saucer set, which all became "famous" on their MTV reality show The Osbournes.

Apparently, now that Jack and Kelly have flown the coop, Ozzy and Sharon think it's time to declutter their empty nest … well, actually, nests … in Beverly Hills, Malibu and Buckinghamshire, England. More than 600 items will be purged by Julien's Auctions on Nov. 30th and Dec. 1st to benefit the Sharon Osbourne Colon Cancer Foundation. Not surprisingly, when he found out about the upscale garage sale, a disoriented Ozzy mumbled: "I don't know why we are selling everything, as I want it all. Sharon tells me we have to, otherwise our house will explode."

Some of the more intriguing items up for grabs -- aside from Ozzy's coveted teacup, of course -- are Jack's black leather bed (ew); a lamp made out of a teapot with a colander shade (to go with the teacup, perhaps); and the Osbourne family's collection of ATV quads and motorcycles, which includes the one Ozzy crashed and injured himself on in 2003.

Oh, and just for the record, we love the fact that the first family of rock and roll lined up their ATVs to look like a cross for this photo opp.